Voice of the Resistance #7

Well as of October 18, 1997..i have offically had my tounge ring for a year...So in celebration of this (I'd celebrate finding chewing gum on the bottom of my shoe)..I am bringing the Voices series out of moth balls and back online...I know not everyone has read them all...only a limited few have...thats why I have then all on my webpage..from the Vol. 1 (1-to epiloge) ..up to Vol. 2 (1-8) ...but you'd better look fast cuz its going under consruction soon so see the Holoron (Formerly the NetherWorld) @ the website of.... http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3831/index.html **Website no longer included** Let me say it one more time...I doesn't work on the Aol Browser..and it has to be typed exactly (copy and paste it is the easiest....oh and don't forget to bookmark it. Well..I think that about wraps up that business...so Onto the freak show...

Crawl across the floor If it feels like something you know

Curl up in a ball if it feels like home

Sleep as much as you can If you cant sleep then lay there.....

.......Empty, Empty Filling up with sick, like water in your lungs, Sucking yellow fog around your head

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Spider: Anyway, you don't learn journalism in a school. you learn it by writing F*cking Journalism. you teach yourself to wire up your own brain and gut and reproductive organs into one frightneing Machine that you aim at the planet like a MEAT GUN--

Channon: Meat gun? What do I get? An Attack Womb?

----Spider and Channon from TRANSMETROPOLITAN

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Well he's back..yep you guessed it Happy Noodle Boy is back..now in the new spin-off book Squee!...So sit back an enjoy some new happy noodle boyisms

Our Story begins in a Happy forest with all these cute Squirrels and......AAAAGH!! GET THEM OFF ME!!!! AAAGH !!! SQUIRRELS BAD !!!!! AAAAGH!!!!

I Fly Like Wilma!

SHRIEEEEEEEEK!!! Buy Me MENTOS!!!!! F*cken' minty I tells ya !!!! Appease my mighty @$$-nut!!!!! I demand to be minty!!!! --You Deny me freshmaker?!?!?!?!?!?!?!--

I am starving in Africa!!! Send me giant meat ball!!!! Children!!! Consume your siblilngs!!!!

CITIZENS OF MARS! Surrender or I will become a giant Wilford Brimley!!! I have super duper rash!!!! If my demands are not met by sometime, I will begin buttering your loved ones!!! Some weenies have cheese on the inside!

Well I guess I will cut it short for tonight..Have to work my way back up slowly...besides I work mornings now (Yes the unthinkable has happend--day job) So without any further ado...I will be here.. so E-mail comments, request,ideas..(But no laundry please)...and don't forget to look at the web page b4 it gets, what I hope will be , a major overhall So Fight the battle where every you can..let nothing stand in the way of the truth and be ready 4 anything because the voices are back... until next time ...MYKE