Voices In My Head #17

Here it is the answer to not studying for finals...read more to understand...burn more to have fun...this is the early edition, hopfully to be followed by the last of Vol. 1 (the college years) tonight. For further voices I will try to e-mail those that I can, If you want to see them in their archived state visit the voices on the web..http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Zone/3831/index.html (type exactly the same)**Web site no longer included**. Now on with the freak show....


TODAY: Myke's first ten rules of life, Quotes, The reason things happen to you: according to Burtonism


Myke's first ten rules of life

1. Look before you leap.

2. If your falling off a cliff you might as well try to fly, you've got nothing to lose.

3. The only way to deal with pain is not to surrender to it or fight it, but to turn it into something positive.

4. Happiness is like a butterfly, if you try to grab it you'll either miss it or crush it. But if you go on with your life it might land on your shoulder. (happiness is a warm gun- eh dan?)

5. Sometimes you have to fall down a hill before you can climb up a mountain.

6. Remeber the K.I.S.S. rule (Keep It Simple Stupid)

7. Lex Talionis-The law of the jungle (lit.- Law of the Talon)
A.) Survival of the fittest
B.) Eye for an eye
C.) Do unto others as they do unto you

8. Never lose sight of the true animal nature of mankind

9. Your too late if you hesitate

10. When one rule fails, make up a new one.

*bounus* You can learn a lot from TV (Babylon 5)


Quotes:

If your drinking to forget, dont for get to pay in advance.
-Annonymus


Ring my bell, an I'll let you smell my toilet.
-toilet cleaner commercial


The hero has died as a modern man; but as eternal man- universal man- he has been reborn.
-Joseph Campbell


I stood,
Among them, but not of them; in a shroud
of thoughts which were not their thoughts.
-Lord Byron "Childe Harold's Pilgrimage"


I built this perfect little hell hole
seems to be the perfect place for me
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Now I'm here for all to see
everything torn out of me
Too late to drowned in all my doubt
Too much to late to sort things out.
-Gravity kills "Here"


I think I want to kill myself
oh, wait
that was you not myself
-deep thoughts, by Jack Handy
(paraphrased-it was early in the morning, too early to remeber)


THE REASON THINGS HAPPEN TO YOU: ACCORDING TO BURTONISM

1. The world is full of bastards that hate you.

2. You are a Fucking Moron

Always remeber that while you might like to think that the first reason is really the problem, we all know that the second reason is more likely to be the case. But the best part about this is that the rules of Burtonism always apply.


***End of part 1***