Voices In My Head #18

Well the last issue is here, our time is at an end, for some of us we won't becoming back. You others stay underclassmen - you'll live longer...enjoy every second as if it is your last, live for tommorow, not worrying about that final in five minutes that you "forgot" to study for. live hard (i think thats from a movie?). We'll enough of this sentimental crap... the voices have to go on there world tour (starting in June round trip America with lay-overs in California and Los Vegas *MAYBE EVEN GRACELAND*, see you there)
* somewhere a lone bugle plays the funeral taps *
(wait a minute, that's the battle him of the green burays .)

fighting soldiers form the sky
these are men who jump and die....

CONTENSE: Elvis/Jesus Simmilarites, Selected Quotes from The 21 Satanic Points

ELVIS / JESUS SIMIILARITIES:


-Jesus said "Love thy neighbor." (Matthew 22:39)
-Elvis said "Don't be Cruel." (RCA, 1956)

-Jesus is the Lord's shepherd.
-Elvis dated Cybill Shephered.

-Jesus was part of the Trinity.
-Elvis' first band was a trio.

-Jesus walked on water. (Matthew 14:25)
-Elvis surfed. (Blue Hawaii, Paramount, 1965)

-Jesus' entourage, the Apostles, had 12 members
-Elvis' entourage, the Memphis Mafia, had 12 members

-Jesus was resurrected.
-Elvis had the famous 1968 "comeback" TV special

-Jesus said "If any man thirst, let him come unto me, and drink." (John 7:37)
-Elvis said "Drinks on me!" (Jailhouse Rock, MGM, 1957)

-Jesus fasted for 40 days and nights.
-Elvis had irregular eating habits. (ei: 5 banana splits for breakfast)

-Jesus is a Capricorn. (December 25)
-Elvis is a Capricorn. (January 8)

-Matthew was one of Jesus'many biographers. (The Gospel According to Matthew)
-Neil Matthews was one of Elvis' many biographers. (Elvis: A Golden Tribute)

-"[Jesus} countenance was like lightning, and his raiment white as snow."
-Elvis wore snow-white jumpsuits with lightning bolts.

-Jesus lived in a state of grace in a Near Eastern land.
-Elvis lived in Graceland in a nearly eastern state.

-Mary, an important woman in Jesus' life, had an Immaculate Conception
-Priscilla, an important woman in Elvis' life, went to Immaculate Conception High School.

-Jesus was the first and formost son of God
-Elvis first recorded with Sun Studios, which are considered to be his foremost recordings

-Jesus was the Lamb of God
-Elvis had mutton chop sideburns

-Jesus' father is everywhere.
-Elvis' father was a drifter, and moved quite a bit.

-Jesus was a carpenter.
-Elvis' favorite high school class was wood shop.

-Jesus wore a crown of thorns
-Elvis wore a Royal Crown hair style

-Jesus H. Christ has 12 letters
-Elvis Presley has 12 letters

-No one knows for sure what the "H" in "Jesus H. Christ" stood for.
-No one was really sure if Elvis' middle name was "Aron" or "Aaron".

-Jesus is often depicted in pictures with a halo that looks like a gold plate.
-Elvis' face is often depicted on a plate with gold trim and is sold through TV.

-Jesus said, "Man shall not live by bread alone."
-Elvis liked his sandwiches with peanut butter and bananas.


SELECTED QUOTES FROM: THE 21 SATANIC POINTS, "THE BLACK BOOK OF SATAN", by Conrad Robury

2.) Test always your strength, for therein lies success

4.) Enjoy a short rest, better than a long.

5.) Come as a Reaper, for thus you will sow.

7.) Build not upon sand but upon rock
And build not for today or for yesterday, but for all time.

8.) Strive ever for more, for conquest is never done.

9.) And die rather than submit

13.) He who stands atop the highest pyramid of skulls, can see the Furthest

15.) All that is great is built upon sorrow.

19.) Nothing is beautiful except man: but most beautiful of all is woman

20.) Reject all illusion and lies, for they hinder the strong.

21.) What does not kill, makes stronger.


as I sit here finishing the last of the VOICES vol. 1, I watch the screen saver on the computer next to me repeat over and over again THE END IS NEAR!!!!, This is the end... but before I tip my hat and head into the Sunset... I would like to thank all of those people in my past who made these voices possible, and I would like thank all the people who let me infect their brains with my insanity, now go and take your revenge out on a postal employee...Mothers lock up your daughters, Myke is loose upon the world again...;')

---------------See you on the flip side-----------------THE END (Finally)