Voices In My Head #4

Well, here we go again. The loud ringing noice didn't stop me from hearing the voices (once i shut my alarm off). I have nothing worth while to say so i bring you the quotes edition. (* indicates monkey reference)

-------Today's issue: Simpsons quotes (no O.J.), Anonymous quotes, Famous quotes, and Douglas Adams quotes.


SIMPSON QUOTES:

"I bent my wookie!" -- Ralph Wiggums

"Lisa, in this house you will OBEY the second law of thermodynamics! (Homer, after Lisa builds a perpetual motion machine)

* Bart: "Can we make a creature that is half man, half monkey?" Teacher: "No Bart, that would be playing God." Bart: "God schmod, I want my monkey man!!!"

"Do you feel that the time has come for our viewers to crack open the skulls of their neighbors and feast on the goo inside - yes I do Kent." (on becoming a zombie)

* "See my vest, it was once a monkey's chest. On my noodle, beret of poodle. These loafers were once goffers." -- Mr. Burns


ANONYMOUS QUOTES:

"When your dreams turn to dust, vacuum"

"Death is life's way of telling you that you've been fired."

"Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies."

"I just want to know how people with multiple personalities fill out their census papers."

"All you need to start an insane asylum is an empty room and the right type of people."

"Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas." (of course they do, no they don't, BOTH OF YOU SHUT UP!!!)

"The world is coming to an end, please return your library books."

"Your never alone with Schizophrenia"

"Smile, it makes people wonder what you're thinking. (Heh-Heh)


FAMOUS QUOTES:

"If you gaze for long into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you."
--Nietzsche (Remember, it's not polite to stare!!!)

* "An American Monkey, after getting drunk on Brandy, would never touch it again; And thus is much wiser than most men."
--Charles Darwin (I can relate)

"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
-- Albert Einstein

"Hell is oneself, hell is alone, the other figures in it, merely projections."
-- T.S. Elliot

"Enemies publish themselves. They declare war. The friend never declares his love".
-- Henry Thoreau


DOUGLAS ADAMS QUOTES:

"In the begining, the universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry, and is generally consideredto have been a bad move."

"All it takes to fly is to hurl yourself at the ground... and miss."


I leave you with the closing quote:

"Look kids David Hasslehoff can fly" -- happy noodle boy