Voices In My Head #6

Well today's episode is very special, It's our swimsuit issue. I've also added a new feature the Fortune Cookie of the Day.

Today's fortune cookie says: Be prepared for anything because the full moon is near. Here we go...

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TODAYS CONTENSE: Viewer quotes (yes, one person did respond to the offer from issue #2 and they get all the valuable cash and prizes), Tank Girl Quotes, and of course more Douglas Adams.


Viewer Quotes:

"Words have become empty, noisy shells without meaning..."
- Eugene Lonsco

"Ya ever just curse evolution?" - MST 3K

"God Bless America...Limp Dick." - Class of Nuke Em' High


You fit into me
Like a hook into an eye
A fish hook
An open eye.

- Magaret Atwood


TANK GIRL QUOTES:

"Eight, Eight, the burning HATE
Between Sunday and Monday
Hangs a day so dark it will devastate."

- Kessler


In response to the former quote:

"Look if you want to torture me,
Spank me, LICK ME, do it. But if
this poetry shit continues, just
shoot me now, pleeasse."

- Tank Girl


DOUGLAS ADAMS QUOTES:

"The ship hung in the sky in much the same way bricks don't"

"You know, it's at times like this when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young!"

"Why, what did she tell you?"

"I don't know, I didn't listen!"

- Ford Perfect (character by Douglas Adams)


Well this concludes today's episode, make sure to see the voices on their world tour, see their movie, buy their books. Shop consumers, shop. Buy many and buy frequently. And as always don't forget to floss often.