Voices In My Head #7

Well i've been working all weekend on this special issue (actually i just threw it together 10 minutes ago to avoid home work, but it sounds good.) Today's issue is part 1 of the sayings of a great American poet, directly from the pages of Johnny the Homicidal Maniac comes HAPPY NOODLE BOY!!! Sooo as they say in the clothes dryer, let me out of this thing i'm not your missing sock!!!

HAPPY NOODLE BOyISMS (chapter 1):

1. Hey dog entity! Rise up and bare your biscuit filthy fangs at the oppresive leash wielding Demon!! Goddamn my navel itches!!

2. Stare deep into the abyss of my individually wrapped slices!!!

3. Moooo! Woof! Oh, don't you see the toenails?!! Oh, so splendid!! A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K...!

4. Gimme some cheese!

5. Meow! Meow! Meow! Cat chow!!! Cease your flatulent winds and hear my mind numbing expultions of wicked noise! GRRR!!! Cheese!!!

6. Fucking doughnut!! Mock me? You fried cyclops!!!

7. Everybody say it with me and wiggle!! PEAS! PEAS! PEAS! PEAS! PEAS! PEAS! LOOK! David Hasslehoff can fly!!!

8. Crackers! Crackers! But no squeezy cheese!! You've broken my secret elbow!!!

9. KID: Hey mister!! I'm lost, have you seen my mommy?!

HAPPY NOODLE BOY: Conspiracy!! And now employing juvenile mongoloid demon babies!!! My famous chicken recipe will never be yours!! GRRR! WOOF! Those kids are after my Lucky Charms!!!


10. I see your game! you will not sink my cheerio!!!

11. subliminal message: fear my wet cough!!!

12. You fucking toaster!! Thats all you'll ever be! A toaster!! Damn! I have no Kiwis!!!

13. Under such extreme heat, ware and degradation is inevitable!! parts will break after over use!! And that is why toaster pastries will burst into flames if you don't keep an eye on them!!!

14. Magical Jelly Beans from my head wound where all the flies landed!! Stay away from my walllet!!!

15. Moral: Listen to your Navel (it knows things)

To wrap this one up i'd like to share a quote i heard on television tonight. It was about videos that will improve your grades and the slogan was this: "Knowledge is good, Passing is better." but remember don't pass out, you never know what foreign country you may end up in. ;-)>